MTA Randomocity
Why did God give us 2 hands??? For people like me who trip and fall up subway stairs… That’s why… I’m usually not embarrassed by such things_as clumsy as I am_ but the fact that not only the people behind me saw this event, but the train I got off of hadn’t even pulled off as yet so they saw me as well. Smdh
Hard to understand why the bus driver would keep stopping to let people on when there’s no room on the bus and when no one’s getting off the bus, which would create more room?! YOU’RE MAKING ME LATE FOR WORK!!!
So I watched this guy grotesquely makeout with his wife’s nose for a 45min train ride (E). Besides the fact that she didn’t mind it and that I wanted to instantaneously vomit on sight, nose makeouts are def considered public display of affection.. I should have pushed the red emergency button to put a stop to madness.. #MADDnasty
Grossed out by ppl who clip their nails outdoors_as the lady next to me is doing. It’s disgusting_there’s DNA in that thing! Ughhh #justsaying
So at the bus stop, a lady in a wheel chair rolls up next to me and I effortlessly caught an attitude because I’ve experienced the long process of watching the driver assist people in wheels chairs onto the bus (especially on the way to work). After a minute, I felt guilty because I know my heart is bigger than that and I should have been empathetic. Then I even started to feel a lil stupid and then laughed at myself FOR catching an attitude thinking who am I?! After all of my bipolar emotions passed, I looked to my side again only to find that the lady went on and wheeled herself down the block_about her business. All that energy I wasted…
This morning I sat next to this charmingly SEXY blonde hair blue eyed stranger_ but he quickly turned ugly as he elbowed me everytime he flipped a page in his newspaper. And he read the wholeee paper and faithfully elbowed me every page thru…And not like a soft nudge but I’m talking a legit arm blow and he didnt apologize!! When he got off, he kind of smiled at me. Intentional? Ah well, hope my blue bruises matches his beautiful blue eyes!!
Real quick_so on a crowded train, as I stand and see another train passing in the window. I peered at everyone in the other train and could have sworn on my life I saw Darth Vader! But my eyes deceived me and turns out it was a lil Asian woman sleeping. She had on those HUGE plastic tennis sun visors and she was sleeping; her head was hanging low and the bill of the visor looked like the darth vader mask. I Iaughed quietly to myself and looked next to man and he was laughing, too. Wonder if he thought he saw Darth as well… #delirious
On the L train, this lady was holding on to the overhead bar the man below her was reading on his nook. After like 15 mins of her holding on to the overhead bar, the man says,” excuse me, can you move your arm because it creates a glare on his screen. Then she says “what?” and he repeats it louder and tells her where to move her hand and she follows instructions. Why? Who knows but she was punked from an overhead bar to a vertical pole_all because the silhouette of her elbow glared the screen of his nook. It’s not even an iPad_ get outta here #justsaying
