MTA Randomocity

I sat and listened to a woman tell her small children about her ADULT problems on my ride home on the F train. Not cool. I’m sure her kids are all she has (clearly) but there’s some unnecessary burdens that children (nor the rest of the train) just don’t need to know about. And I’m sorry, but when your 7 year old daughter still doesn’t know how to tie her sneakers, maybe the conversation should transcend into an educational lesson that won’t get her made fun of at school probably =|. I’m not judging, but just saying.

Kick boxing has really helped my temper_ as some guy accidentally elbowed me in the temple today and I did nothing more than give him a 3 second death stare then let it go… Or have I let it go since I’m venting about it now??? Well, I at least let him go without my tantrums. Yay me!

Why did God give us 2 hands??? For people like me who trip and fall up subway stairs… That’s why… I’m usually not embarrassed by such things_as clumsy as I am_ but the fact that not only the people behind me saw this event, but the train I got off of hadn’t even pulled off as yet so they saw me as well. Smdh

Hard to understand why the bus driver would keep stopping to let people on when there’s no room on the bus and when no one’s getting off the bus, which would create more room?! YOU’RE MAKING ME LATE FOR WORK!!!

So I watched this guy grotesquely makeout with his wife’s nose for a 45min train ride (E). Besides the fact that she didn’t mind it and that I wanted to instantaneously vomit on sight, nose makeouts are def considered public display of affection.. I should have pushed the red emergency button to put a stop to madness.. #MADDnasty

I just tripped up the subway stairs in front of everyone… C’mon son smh

Grossed out by ppl who clip their nails outdoors_as the lady next to me is doing. It’s disgusting_there’s DNA in that thing! Ughhh #justsaying

Pigeon was flying around in the subway and I my heart attack began. That is all

So at the bus stop, a lady in a wheel chair rolls up next to me and I effortlessly caught an attitude because I’ve experienced the long process of watching the driver assist people in wheels chairs onto the bus (especially on the way to work). After a minute, I felt guilty because I know my heart is bigger than that and I should have been empathetic. Then I even started to feel a lil stupid and then laughed at myself FOR catching an attitude thinking who am I?! After all of my bipolar emotions passed, I looked to my side again only to find that the lady went on and wheeled herself down the block_about her business. All that energy I wasted…

This morning I sat next to this charmingly SEXY blonde hair blue eyed stranger_ but he quickly turned ugly as he elbowed me everytime he flipped a page in his newspaper. And he read the wholeee paper and faithfully elbowed me every page thru…And not like a soft nudge but I’m talking a legit arm blow and he didnt apologize!! When he got off, he kind of smiled at me. Intentional? Ah well, hope my blue bruises matches his beautiful blue eyes!!